What they don't teach you in Library School....

that someday in the name of education you will be dressing as the Chick-Fil-A cow at afternoon bus duty

and also that in doing so there should be an extra stipend in your paycheck to pay for the therapy your child will need after seeing his mother dressed as the Chick-Fil-A Cow

(this was to promote chick-fil-a night at our local branch - they are one of our school's awesome business partners!)